Some clones create a mini “social media” site for clones within a company or battalion to talk to each other and get to know all of their brothers. However, it really only works people accept your friend requests.
Jesse gets a friend request from Hardcase. “I wanna join your holo squad!” it says. He’s staring at him from across the room.
Jesse makes eye contact with Hardcase. He rejects the friend request.
Everywhere on the ship, clones are rejecting friend requests from their own squads. Enemies are made. Violence ensues.
Two hours after its creation, Rex orders the site to be taken down.
the THOT pose HELLO, he really thought he was answering a call from some space grindr hookup i CANNOT believe this… the one knee propped up ….. gay kings only
Rex: *opens his mouth to answer, looking uncertain*
Anakin: *cuts him off* great. Look, here’s the thing, I kinda fell in love with Padmé. Yeah, that Padmé, the Nabooan senator. So, kinda crazy, huh?
Rex: *wide eyed in shock* s-sir, that’s-
Anakin: *cutting him off again* anyway so we got married in secret. No one knows of it, not even obi-wan. Which is why you can’t tell anyone about it, obviously. So you see, I need to check in on her sometimes, make a holocall, and I need you to stand guard so that obi-wan won’t catch me talking to her, get it?
Rex: *stammering* well, I-I suppose I-
Anakin: and I absolutely HAVE to check in on her on occasion because, well you see, one thing led to another and she’s actually pregnant and I’m the father
Rex: *unintelligible high-pitched whimper* sIR?
Anakin: *sighing deeply and patting Rex’s shoulders* glad to know I can count on you, Rex
It’s a well-known fact that Anakin Skywalker is a human disaster, but Dooku has a lot of nerve criticizing him when every apprentice he ever raised would eat fruit snacks off the floor
